Oh! Well helloooo there! Ummm, this is kinda awkward…I wasn’t actually expecting
anyone to click on this link. (Cuz I mean, who wants to read another self-
aggrandizing and overly embellished actor bio, amiright?)

But since you’re here, I guess I can give you a light sprinkling of informational word
candy that’ll help flesh out the voice acting piñata that is Anthony Petaros. It’s the
least I can do for your troubles. (But please don’t beat me with a stick.)
Okay. So who am I and what can I do for you?

Well, I’m a pasty-assed voice actor suffering from chronic Peter-Pan Syndrome who
has a penchant for all things nerdy, quirky, and at times, like the beginning of this
sentence, transparently inappropriate. But don’t let those qualities confuse you! I’m
fully capable of delivering a lovely and conversational ‘guy next door’ read for
commercials, or fleshing out an emotionally evocative character arc in a video game.
Like each and every one of us, I’m a walking amalgamation of glorious
contradictions and idiosyncrasies. I can also make lots of rather disgusting alien,
zombie, and creature sounds that’ll make you reconsider the choice you made for
lunch today. #revengeofthecurry

So whatever the vocal task, I’m ready to jump into the imagination tank (AKA: The
VO booth), mouth first. I’m here to bring the energy, enthusiasm, and verisimilitude
needed to make your project shine like Meryl Streep’s Oscar shelf.

Alrighty, now let’s get you back to your important workity work time stuff. And no
judgment if that happens to include killing it at Candy Crush. (Winky emoji)
Tootles!!!